Biography
mitch is contractually obligated not to write about himself in the third person.
Interests
disasters, walking disasters, flirting with disasters, hair disasters, relationship disasters, national disasters, ice cream disasters, fluffy disasters, medical disasters, disaster prones, calamitous events, calamity jane, calamity jack (jane's less fortunate older brother), crises, terrible crises, bankings crises, fiduciary crises, crises of conscience, crises of confidence, crises of costuming, crying at sea, being seen crying, emergencies, emergency exits, emergency entrances (less well known), accidents, accidents waiting to happen, accidental deaths, emergent emergencies, emergency management, emergency middle management, emergency mis-management, emergency mis-mismanagement, Miss Emergency Management, emergency appendectomies, emergency appendixes, emergency disasters, emergency crises, emergency crisis disasters, apocalypse pretty soon, but after tea.
